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More funny ads from Newspaper..ready to laugh with SmileyCat : )? - sample offer for sale share

Great Dames for sale!
Free Ducks ... You choose!
Amana dishwasher $ 100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale ... Only used on snowy day!
Tired of working for only $ 9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and Flexable hours, starting pay: $ 7 .- $ 9 per hour.
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome - It's free!
Seeking shotgun .. suitable for minors.
Dinner Special $ 2.35 Turkey, chicken or beef $ 2.25, children 2.00 $
Tattoos wait while!
Tired clean itself? Let me do it!
Sell dog, eats anything and loves children!
Shop and Save! Limit one

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